Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. JLG

    JLG GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Marigold reallllly wants to counsel. For all her bravado let’s see if she’s any good at it..

  2. captainpenguin

    captainpenguin said, 10 months ago

    there’s no stopping Marigold :D

  3. ƹʅɗʘ "The whole Haul" Phil D. Albert
  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    The gobbling could use a good speech therapist.

    “OK, say ‘cat’”.

    “Blaart”

    “Say ‘cat’”

    “Blaart”

    “Come now, say ‘cat’”

    “Blaat”

    “That’s better, now try to say ‘cat’”

  5. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 10 months ago

    It never hurts to get professional help Dakota. But imagine Gobkota with ink blots.

    “Now what does this one look like?”

    “Blart”

    “and this one?”

    “Blart”

    and how about this one?"

    “Blart!”

    “hmm I see..Would you mind not chewing on my ink blots?”

    “Blat…”

    “Thank you Now word association.

    “Hot”

    “Blart”

    “Could

    “Blart”

    Sock"

    BLART!!!"

    “Little Girl”

    “Bart Blart!”

    “lagomorph "

    “??”

    “your right that last one confused even me…”

    ""Spaghetti"

    “Blart”

  6. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 10 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    also interesting note, Goblins can type words other then “Blart”

  7. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 10 months ago

    Horses make excellent counselors too, no talking required.

  8. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, 10 months ago

    Why don’t all Oprah then?

  9. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, 10 months ago

    @ƹʅɗʘ "The whole Haul" Phil D. Albert

    How do you post pics in the comments?

  10. Happy, Happy, Happy!!!

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Find someone over at Citizen Dog or Ballard Streat that knows the address of X-teck’s programming guide.
    Photo posts and links are explained.

  11. Happy, Happy, Happy!!!

    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    My counceler retired.

  12. Hag5000

    Hag5000 said, 10 months ago

    Do a good job, Marigold, and you might get your own TV show.

  13. Scyphi

    Scyphi said, 10 months ago

    :“Counseling!”: she says, in a sing-song voice…

  14. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 10 months ago

    “Blaart. Blaart blaart blaart blaart… blaart.”
    “Well, yes, it is true that not everyone can be a unicorn, and that is quite sad. But one must press on, regardless.”

  15. Kra'ul Sheykhon

    Kra'ul Sheykhon said, 10 months ago

    I think Goblin Speech is a bunch of "Blaart"s spoken with varying Inflections to represent different Words.

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