Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. bopard

    bopard said, about 1 year ago

    I think that I shall never see
    a poem as funny as a tree.
    A tree who’s spreading limbs seem meant
    To speed a climbing unicorn’s ascent
    …..
    Poems are made by fools like me
    But only you can get me outta this tree.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 1 year ago

    Marigold sure is quite gullible.

  3. Luuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Luuuuuuuuuuuuu said, about 1 year ago

    How… how – how?

  4. ujean

    ujean said, about 1 year ago

    @bopard

    Applause!

  5. ujean

    ujean said, about 1 year ago

    @Luuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Marigold’s behavior has always contained a certain degree of feline grace and poise. I guess her inner cat just had one of those moments all cats have where the end result is the cat in an impossible locale/position looking like she’s totally cool with it. Until she’s not and it’s time to go to the rescue.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    re: luuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    The derrick is offscreen.

  7. Dana Simpson

    Dana Simpson said, about 1 year ago

    @bopard

    XD

  8. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

    Why am I not surprised there is a ‘Unicorn in a tree’ department?

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    I can almost envision the call to the fire department.
    ‘You have a unicorn in a tree,… right. Is there a griffin next to it? We got Elvis out of a tree last week…’

  10. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, about 1 year ago

    She can just “magic” herself down.

  11. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, about 1 year ago

    Oh unicorn, Oh unicorn, a wonder to behold.
    With grace and poise you wander, and in my heart you dwell.

    I just spent a week with my unicorn, climbing hills and crossing streams and though we did not climb the trees our hearts were still full filled.

  12. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    Department of Corny Creatures.

    Unicorns, Bicorns, Tricorns, Quadcorns, Quincorns, Hexcorns, Septacorns, Octacorns, Noncorns, Decacorns, Undecacorns, Dodecacorns, and all other corn critters…

  13. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, about 1 year ago

    I swear unicorns are part cat. Also I figured out how to make Todd, Ozzy and Milly in ScribbleNauts for the Wii U! Ozzy and Millie were easy. just fox parts on human bodies but Todd took some thinking. Now I have a dragon that shoots candy bullets but was fun to color. Best I can doo. Not a lot of ways to Do Phoebe and Marigold and have them not look like normal girl and unicorn, and I might do Dakota I just need an word that has long hair. The rest are all normal people. Well Flow might be fun. Unicorn, glasses, spiders. I might create that object next. any how good to see the comic up and all it just now reminded me its sunday.

  14. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, about 1 year ago

    The first panel would make an excellent all-occasion greeting card — it would work with pretty much any caption inside! How about it Dana…??

  15. blackshire

    blackshire said, about 1 year ago

    Ah, yet another—and delightful—example of the combination of ages-old wisdom and ever-youthful innocence that is embodied by unicorns! In the mortal world, goats (who resemble the small Nimbi unicorns) actually do climb trees. In nomadic societies that herd goats, they often climb up onto the tents just for fun.

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