Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. DrForester

    DrForester said, 12 months ago

    Well, don’t just stand there. Get them some salad dressing and croutons.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    But is the end process … as pretty?

  3. ujean

    ujean said, 12 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    The world may never know. At least not around here. After all, There are ladies present and unicorns.

  4. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, 12 months ago

    nice cute bit, just a simple thing but some thing just cute about it.

  5. blackshire

    blackshire said, 12 months ago


    Horses can take care of that (the solids part) while walking, and it doesn’t even interrupt their stride. If mortal horses can do that, I think immortal (and magical) unicorns can attend to that function in an even more inconspicuous way, possibly using a variation of the Spell of Boringness to ensure that any bystanders don’t notice it—or perhaps don’t remember seeing it. But:

    That is not a question I would ever ask a lady unicorn, just as I wouldn’t ask her age (but I might ask a male unicorn like Lord Splendid Humility, as he would probably relish the opportunity to “exercise” his humility by answering such questions…). :-)

  6. Stella S

    Stella S said, 12 months ago

    Psst, you got some grass stuck between your teeth.

  7. Ganondox

    Ganondox said, 12 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    They poop butterflies.

  8. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, 12 months ago

    In chorus that must sounds more irritant.

  9. Happyᵌ

    Happyᵌ GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    But they talk with they’re mouths full?…

  10. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, 12 months ago


    …but very elegantly…

  11. Hag5000

    Hag5000 said, 12 months ago

    Unicorns…’nuff said.

  12. AStarofDestiny

    AStarofDestiny said, 12 months ago


    I was going to say rainbows, myself….

  13. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 12 months ago

    What they say!

  14. dalbino83

    dalbino83 said, 12 months ago

    They do poop rainbows!

  15. ZaphodBblbrx

    ZaphodBblbrx said, 12 months ago

    I think Florence is cute. Just something about the way hair and glasses.

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