Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Nah, her act just needs more polish.
    Or more unicorn-bell!

  2. Magnolia42

    Magnolia42 said, over 1 year ago

    LOVE this strip!

  3. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, over 1 year ago

    They should visit a Tack store where Marigold could spend the day checking out all the equine cosmetics and fashion accessories. The hoof polish, shampoos, show shine, glitter paint …

  4. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, over 1 year ago

    “Unicorn Pedicurist” must look good on a beautician’s resume!

  5. kendallclark1973

    kendallclark1973 said, over 1 year ago

    Heh heh… good material there, Marigold.

  6. Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?)

    Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    POV is every thing…

  7. Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?)

    Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Dana
    Dana Bianca looks to be a marvelous lady…
    : )

  8. wordymom

    wordymom said, over 1 year ago

    Hands down, the most beautifully-drawn roller-skating unicorn I’ve ever seen. Perfect from every angle.

  9. sjsczurek

    sjsczurek said, over 1 year ago

    @Q4horse

    The legendary “Mane & Tail.”

  10. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, over 1 year ago

    ..i’m devastated :(( – I thought Marigold was naturally beautiful, but I find out that she uses HOOF POLISH??? I was soooo naive!…

  11. ujean

    ujean said, over 1 year ago

    @isaiahammar

    Not yet. But if I recall, Ms. Simpson mentioned steps being taken in that direction.

  12. ujean

    ujean said, over 1 year ago

    Just saw the new art in the sketch book. Tres elegant. Pardon my French. :-)

  13. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 1 year ago

    1st rule of comedy Marigold, know your audience. Remember the Jerry Seinfeld American Express Commercial set in England? Point is try telling Phoebe jokes she can relate to like Unicorn boogers or or annoying brats who tease you or maybe some thing about buts.

    Just avoid those off color Unicorn jokes like “yo mama’s horn so small…” or “A horse a Purple Unicorn and a Pegasus walk in to a Barn..” or that one about the Dryad and the Sphinx’s daughter.

    Those kind of jokes are just in poor taste and are only funny when your 14 and know your saying bad words but don’t yet understand how hurtful and mean those jokes can be. Thankfully most of us grow out of that phase. Those who don’t write for FOX.

    Then you have the jokes that go over the head of most humans like “two unicorns were walking past a lawn and one got hungry and ate some. the 2nd asked how does it taste?” and the 1st said “tastes like Fescues.”

    now that might be funny to YOU but it goes over the heads of most humans.

    And don’t do any of your human jokes either. I don’t think Phoebe would appreciate material based on being pink, squishy and inferior.

  14. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, over 1 year ago

    Or is it?

  15. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 1 year ago

    I once told a unicorn the old “A horse walks into a bar” / “Why the long face?” joke.
    The broken bones and puncture wounds only took a few months to heal!

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