Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

    Phoebe doesn’t need to read the minds of a unicorn:

    “me…me…me…me…me…me…me…I’m so pretty… me…me…me…”

  2. Destiny23

    Destiny23 said, 6 months ago

    Marigold must be very forgetful if she forgot what she was thinking by the time she read her own mind!

  3. Dampwaffle

    Dampwaffle said, 6 months ago

    News flash…. unicorn chokes to death on own ego… news at eleven….

  4. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 6 months ago

    Silly unicorn,there is nothing magical about the ability to read your own thoughts.
    Horses can become quite proficient in reading human thoughts. One’s body reacts to your thoughts and emotions in expressions and mannerisms that horses learn to read. A highly trained and disciplined monk might be able to fool a horse, but few ordinary people can. When riding, a horse can read your body reactions even better through direct physical contact. I would expect a unicorn with the aid of magic to be able to do at least as well.

  5. Logan Sackett

    Logan Sackett said, 6 months ago

    I really did LOL.

  6. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 6 months ago

    Riding effectively requires some mental discipline. If you are nervous or scared the horse will become nervous or scared. If you are confident and calm the horse will become confident and calm.

  7. runar

    runar said, 6 months ago

    @Q4horse

    The “Clever Hans” effect.

  8. Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 6 months ago

    dont you lust love applied logic?

  9. pumaman

    pumaman said, 6 months ago

    I’m a complete mystery to myself.

  10. Alex

    Alex said, 6 months ago

    Marigold is such a showoff )

  11. Mataata

    Mataata said, 6 months ago

    There’s something familiar about that background…

  12. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 6 months ago

    Me neither.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    @Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Yes I tend to mix lust and love, doesn’t everyone?
    -
    Marigold is one cheeky unicorn. (Or is that a common trait of the species?) Trying to save her faux pau from her young charge.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    @runar

    I resemble that remark! [Clop, clop, shake head, wiggle ears.]

  15. Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 6 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    …just…

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