Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

    Wonder if her parents knows that she drives a unicorn to school?

  2. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, 6 months ago

    Well we could get a bridle…

  3. Corey Cohen

    Corey Cohen said, 5 months ago

    Dang standard time…

  4. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, 5 months ago

    It’s time for unicorn time!

  5. ujean

    ujean said, 5 months ago

    @The Nihilist

    Don’t say the B word around a unicorn.

  6. baleyeman42

    baleyeman42 said, 5 months ago

    Yeah unicorns bridle at the mention of bridles!

  7. Alex

    Alex said, 5 months ago

    This won’t end well. Usually, it end like ‘Do you know how fast you were going??’

  8. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, 5 months ago

    Don’t worry about the dark Phoebe! I ride by moonlight a lot. It can be quite beautifull , especially after a new snowfall. The snow wll amplify any available light. Horses and I’m sure unicorns, have excellant night vision, and can see quite well wtih just starlight, and moonlight is as good as full daylight for an equine. Didn’t Marigold say she glows in the dark?
    Once you learn how to balance properly you can ride hands free. Hanging on to the mane does not cause an equine any discomfort, she’s just teasing you Phoebe. You can scratch and knead the skin at the root of the mane, most equines find that very pleasurable.

  9. rocketscientist

    rocketscientist said, 5 months ago

    “Carpe diem lux” or something like that…

  10. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 5 months ago

    Let’s be fair, Marigold, you’re not exactly equipped with a five-point harness.

  11. Coyoty

    Coyoty said, 5 months ago

    @Q4horse

    If the dark Phoebe is anything like Dark Phoenix, we should be worried.

  12. Stella S

    Stella S said, 5 months ago

    Is Phoebe afraid of the dark? I’m sure Marigold can provide ample of magic produced light, kind of like a unicorn night-light.

  13. Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 5 months ago

    putting a bridle on a Unicorn would be like putting twinkle lights on the Taj Mahall.
    .

  14. strangeanimal

    strangeanimal said, 5 months ago

    @Coyoty

    I don’t any undead energy is involved here :)

  15. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 5 months ago

    It is now Phoebe.

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