Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. Stella S

    Stella S said, 8 months ago

    “I walked by the piano, does that count?”

  2. kendallclark1973

    kendallclark1973 said, 8 months ago

    “I came THIS close.” Love it.

  3. Jeffrey Hope

    Jeffrey Hope said, 8 months ago

    Not really practicing her scales and arpeggios, is she?

  4. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 8 months ago

    Almost being alive and almost happy come to mind in the area of not-quite-there-yet.

  5. Jason

    Jason said, 8 months ago

    Her piano teacher is Lt. Tuvok?

  6. Weapon Brown

    Weapon Brown said, 8 months ago

    Well, now we know what Mr. Larnblatt looks like.

  7. neatslob

    neatslob said, 8 months ago

    Mr. Larnblatt is his name? At first I read that as Lamblatt, which would be a sound you hear in pastures.

  8. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 8 months ago

    Almost isn’t enough.

  9. Iron Ed

    Iron Ed said, 8 months ago

    @neatslob

    Mr Larnblatt was the school music teacher in the old Ozy & Millie strip. He was a zebra. One of the more ‘normal’ characters in the strip, usually. :-)

  10. Mister Ed

    Mister Ed said, 8 months ago

    In the words of Maxwell Smart, “Missed it by that much.”

  11. Mister Ed

    Mister Ed said, 8 months ago

    @Iron Ed

    Mr. Larnblatt was the school music teacher in the old Ozy & Millie strip.

    Dana should be pleased that you pulled that factoid from the archives!


    :-)


    (Does “Mr. Larnblatt” here have elfin blood running through his veins?)

  12. neatslob

    neatslob said, 8 months ago

    @Mister Ed

    My first impression was that he was a genie.

  13. CharlieTuba

    CharlieTuba said, 8 months ago

    @Mister Ed

    I think he looks like Samuel L. Jackson.
    “Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother-efing snakes in this mother-efing piano!

  14. CharlieTuba

    CharlieTuba said, 8 months ago

    @Jeffrey Hope

    Scales are very handy for snakes
    Scales have really got what it takes
    To move the yellow bellies of snakes
    Around
    On the ground
    -
    Scales are very handy for fish
    Scales are really slippery, I wish
    That I could get my hand on another fish
    Or so
    Sol, sol, sol

  15. John W Kennedy

    John W Kennedy said, 8 months ago

    We don’t know whether there are elves in this universe, do we? However, I’m pretty sure there are people who would call him “elfin”, anyway.

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