Haiku Ewe by Allison Garwood

Haiku Ewe

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  1. surfstuff55

    surfstuff55 said, 6 months ago

    to make matters worse
    it is probably knitted
    out of your own wool!

  2. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, 6 months ago

    Christmas Sweater time
    We all get to suffer them….
    Why not you, too, Ewe?

  3. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

    Crafters do their best.
    Christmas on a pension?
    It’s a real tough gig.

  4. Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 6 months ago

    The bells! The darn bells!
    The coyote will hear ewe!
    Muffle the darn bells!

    You may substitute stronger language for DARN, if you wish.

  5. reverence

    reverence said, 6 months ago

    So festive!
    Complete with hat!
    Merry Xmas to Ewe and Big Al!

  6. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, 6 months ago

    …i got nothing…but Merry Christmas, everybody!

  7. Fourcrows

    Fourcrows said, 6 months ago

    @Happy, happy, happy!!!

    Throws off the syllable scheme…;)

  8. littleinstature

    littleinstature said, 6 months ago

    One things for certain
    Mrs. Farmer should be proud
    She out did herself!!!!

  9. littleinstature

    littleinstature said, 6 months ago

    Let us just be glad
    Santa Claus is no where near
    Or you’d be flying!!!!

  10. littleinstature

    littleinstature said, 6 months ago

    Hear the tune playing…
    “Can you guide my sleigh tonight?”
    IF you hear Rudolph….

    (HIDE!)

    Merry Christmas to all.

  11. J2P2

    J2P2 said, 6 months ago

    Quite a twitch you’ve got
    Lovely flattering outfit
    Snicker…BWAH HA HA!!

  12. reedgarwood

    reedgarwood said, 6 months ago

    Poor ewe in wool on wool.

  13. nancytrum

    nancytrum said, 6 months ago

    ewe looks like a christmas tree ornament. sigh!

  14. bmonk

    bmonk said, 6 months ago

    Poor ewe, sweatered up:

    hang yourself on a pine tree

    As a Christmas ball!

  15. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

    Do ewe feel sheepish?
    The time and effort wasted.
    No more gifts for ewe.

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