The Man Song Lyrics – Rodney Carrington
Ladies and Gentlemen,The Man Song!
(He’s the man!)(He’s the man!)
I don’t take no crap from anybody[else but you]I wear the pants around here[when I finish with your laundry]Coz I’m a guy you don’t wanna fight[When I say “Jump”, you say “Yeah right!”]I’m the man of this house[until you get home]
What I say goes around here[right out the window]and I don’t wanna hear a lot of whining[so I’ll shut up]The sooner you learn who’s Boss around here[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]Coz I’m Head-Honcho around here[but it’s all in my head]
And I can have sex anytime[that you want it]Coz I’m a man who has needs[but they’re not that important]And don’t expect any flowers from me[Coz if I’m not mistaken you prefer jewellery]I’m the King of my castle[when you’re not around]
And I’ll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna[get in trouble]And I’ll come home when I’m good and ready[to sleep on the couch]Coz a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do[And I’m gonna do what you tell me to]Because I’m Top dog around here[but I’ve been neutered]
(You the man!)