Every school has a best coach, too. I wonder who it is at Milford?
The long forgotten Thorp children face a daily struggle to get the best Singer sewing machine in their Bangladesian sweat shop hell hole. The next time you wear a Pac-10 or Notre Dame logo sweatshirt, know that it may be laced with Thorp DNA perspiration. As they sew, so too do you reap.
Sally Rand had a substantial fan base at the 1933 Century of Progress in Chicago. Film records of her dancing are remarkably explicit. I’ve checked them thoroughly. She had a uniquely shaped mole on the underside of her…
Marty Moon’s spiked bangs are bad enough, but now we’ve got Rick’s mini-spiked sideburns. Does he shave with a Garden Weasel?
P2: “You’re the best singer at Milford High. You really killed it in the auditorium during the school board’s mandatory student vocal testing.”
P4: Flash forward a few years. Uncle Tom Pokeher, now Rick’s manager, rebrands him with a new name and style and manages to land an audition with one of America’s top talent brokers.
I didn’t join choir in high school. Too bad as our school had an amazing teacher and many kids made All State each year, like about 10 per year. However, at our 25th reunion, I sang a couple of rock and roll songs and I got to surprise people. I was a late developer, musically speaking, and had been more practical in my younger years. What path will Rick follow?
I can’t wait for Rick’s cameo on Game of Thrones.
Yeah, Rick, but that’s enough to get you laid. You know, Katie is pretty hot…
Katie is as mesmerized with Ric as Angie Sanchez was with BBJ. As a wing man, Moose isn’t as witty as Tip Nunn, much less able to vault into the endzone. When I think of an artist singing, “Give Me Love,” I ALWAYS think of this legend.
Apparently, every school has a pointless storyline as well.
Maybe he doesn’t WANT to be a professional singer. Maybe he just wants a quiet, normal life that doesn’t include constant travel.
A rendition of “I wish I had Jessie’s girl” would have really made the girls swoon.
P1, Even with your bald spot Katie suddenly thinks you’re hot. Maybe you should listen to Uncle Tonoose. Singers score more chicks than offensive linemen. But I hear they really dig the long ball.
P2, Wow, the best singer at Milford and the best offensive lineman. Now if only he was the best singer in The Valley. . .
P3, Rick(ey) might also be the best ventriloquist at Milford. He just said a whole paragraph without opening his mouth.
P 2.5: “what are you? Some kind of a smart a$$?”
I’ll see your Ed Sheeran and raise you a Stevie Windwood:
So she’s never heard him sing, but has heard the rest of the school. It’s always the last person you check. And speaking of checking, check out today’s Mopped Up Thorp:
P-4: What you need id a “Stage Name”. How about Fabian?
P-1: You did that better than Ed Sheeran. Uh, that was a Bobby Vinton song. “I know.”
P-2: You’r the best singer at Milford HS. Uh, I’m an OL. “I know.”
P-3: My Uncle says I’ll make a fortune as a singing Mime.
…between P1 and P3, Pelwicki got a complete makeover…chin and jawline reconstruction, nose job, different haircut.P1 looks like Cochise, P3 looks like the guy on the late-night micro touch trimmer commercial!OK, I have a lot of time on my hands…
But was he better than George Harrison?
Considering his microphone he should have sung Down on the Corner.