Gil Thorp by Neal Rubin and Rod Whigham

Gil Thorp

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  1. Wiseguy1130

    Wiseguy1130 said, 11 months ago

    liG prohT—The Alternate, Parallel, but INVISIBLE Universe
    Mop is approached with a job offer.
    Rich Banks Been doing my homework on you Mop. Your wrestling career was remarkable!
    JP Whiz butts in-Not only that, he was pretty good.
    CJ —Thank you Captain Obvious. Now, ZIP IT Whiz!
    *Mop*—Yeah, thanks Mr. Banks, but these floors ain’t gonna polish and shine theyselves. We talkin’ polish and shine man. We talkin’ polish and shine. No one polish and shine like the Mop. You seen me out here every day, polish and shine the floors I love. How I gonna make the other janitors better, man? It just polish and shine. We talkin’ polish and shine.
    Uh…sorry. Gotta get after it.
    Tell me about this new job Mr. Banks, while I polish and shine.

  2. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 11 months ago

    Wiseguy- Never drink and write.

  3. Gilfan79

    Gilfan79 said, 11 months ago

    I’ve been waiting a long time for some closure on some of these wild storylines we’ve seen the past few years, so I’m thinking between the internet wardrobe malfunction, the tat slap, the peacock and the shamrock shake, we are going to see something big here in the next few weeks.

  4. ohiobobcat

    ohiobobcat said, 11 months ago


    That’s right, 79. And somehow, Thorp will be using violence and scams to bring it all to a resolution…by his thugs…and then he’ll come out smelling like a rose by pretending to “fix” the problems.

  5. Mr Reality

    Mr Reality said, 11 months ago

    In all reality, is the secret Wendy video is about to rock Milford or has the kid with the nasal strip from St Fabian just letting Keegan know about a porn site featuring tall blondes he s found ?

  6. Have Mop Will Travel

    Have Mop Will Travel said, 11 months ago


    I love being the star, but not so crazy about my dialog so far. If I may suggest some subtle changes I’d-oh damn, I missed a spot on the Assistant Principal’s doorknob. Be right back.

  7. Have Mop Will Travel

    Have Mop Will Travel said, 11 months ago

    So Wendy is not the feature in the long lost video, and I’m sure her name isn’t anywhere, but of course this kid found it somehow. As we knew would happen.

  8. miffedmax

    miffedmax said, 11 months ago

    What kind of web site requires digging around to find and features wardrobe malfunctions of underage girls? Hmmmm.

  9. sdebarr

    sdebarr said, 11 months ago

    What teenagers would CALL each other about something like that? He’d text him the address

  10. sdebarr

    sdebarr said, 11 months ago

    Oh well I guess we can forgive them for one little implausibility over the last several years

  11. Have Mop Will Travel

    Have Mop Will Travel said, 11 months ago


    This is Milford. It’s a miracle they even have the internet.

  12. Pogoreader

    Pogoreader said, 11 months ago

    So Keegan will say something inappropriate and our shy Milford bench warmer will move in…and they lived happily ever after. Next story please, please, please

  13. BitsyTwill

    BitsyTwill said, 11 months ago

    @Have Mop Will Travel

    But they’re still using 2400 baud dial-up modems which is why it’s taken so long to find. (Did someone else make this joke a few days ago? If so, sorry.)

  14. BitsyTwill

    BitsyTwill said, 11 months ago


    Ahem. Some of us ex-story characters really DO fall in love and live happily ever after you know.

  15. cuttersjock

    cuttersjock said, 11 months ago


    Au contraire, that’s the only way to do it with these lame plot lines!

    P3, the kid is gonna have a bad sunburn from that lamp he’s using!

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