Gil Thorp by Neal Rubin and Rod Whigham

Gil Thorp

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  1. BitsyTwill

    BitsyTwill said, about 3 years ago

    Whoa, the “time to make the donuts” guy is really burning the candle at both ends now that he’s moonlighting as a high school football ref.

  2. chiphilton

    chiphilton said, about 3 years ago

    “Lots of weapons there, Gil.”
    “Well, ever since the state passed that conceal and carry law, I feel safer packing heat.”

  3. bearwku82

    bearwku82 said, about 3 years ago

    Coach Jim Rome of Tilden High is unusually humble in defeat. “Gil, that QB is a grinder and he keeps it tight,” remarked Van Smack.

  4. BikeMike

    BikeMike said, about 3 years ago

    You hope Gil, because you have no clue!

  5. sdebarr

    sdebarr said, about 3 years ago

    Not the donuts guy, Tennessee Ernie Ford

  6. miffedmax

    miffedmax said, about 3 years ago

    As the Milford cheerleaders hoist the severed heads of the Tilden drum majors, still wearing their shakos.

  7. Gilfan79

    Gilfan79 said, about 3 years ago

    Oh why couldn’t they have put a peacock in the background somewhere just to tease us?

  8. jagwad

    jagwad said, about 3 years ago

    @sdebarr

    Very good, but I was thinking it was the dude from the Angie’s List commercial:

    “I love you Angie.”

  9. Ellisburkes

    Ellisburkes said, about 3 years ago

    @sdebarr

    Sixteen runs and what do you get? If you’re Adrian Peterson, about 100 yards and definitely not deeper in debt.

  10. cuttersjock

    cuttersjock said, about 3 years ago

    Cynic that I am, let me make sure I have this straight….Gil, already up 20-0, decides to expose his brittle QB Hayes on the play call suggestion offered by the obviously emotionally disturbed mute man-child Pascoe, who has just joined the team mid-season under dubious circumstances.

    works for me!

  11. BitsyTwill

    BitsyTwill said, about 3 years ago

    @cuttersjock

    Well you left out the part about the play call suggestion being presented via an interpretive dance routine but otherwise that sounds about right.

  12. WoodyTB

    WoodyTB said, about 3 years ago

    Why the hell is the Tilden defender in P2 getting ready to throw a block instead of tackling the receiver? Either that or he’s just snatched a purse and is attempting to flee via the player’s entrance.

  13. willofark

    willofark said, about 3 years ago

    “I hope we’re this good — and didn’t just skunk you because you are a miserable coach and your players have the talents of munchkins.” Way to put down the other coach, Gil.

  14. cuttersjock

    cuttersjock said, about 3 years ago

    …was hoping for reform, but yet we get another JBuzzKill moment….

  15. kdizzle

    kdizzle said, about 3 years ago

    @JWhiz next you’re going to tell me that the Where’s a The Beef? lady is gone too – and I know that you know so don’t bother.

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