Solution to the whole team’s athletic shortcomings – a quit visit to the Zoo.
I’m guessing that “Boo” is now thinking that re-incarnated Jay-Bird is imprisoned by Buddy and will launch a ALF style liberation attempt during which the peacocks will fly into the windows of oncoming tractor-trailer rigs, resulting in a multi-vehicle pileup. The deadly mix of peacock and human blood which is superheated in the ensuing inferno spawns a race of zombie vampires that can only be stopped by Gil’s Girls, an secret squad of elite cheerleaders who fire small cesium projectiles from their eyes. Radiation poisoning subsequently causes the entire Milford population to be reincarnated as hermit crabs, which are then wiped out by an aberrant rouge flock of Glaucous gulls.
Hey – makes about as much sense as anything else that’s going on here. ;)