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Aug 23, 2014
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Satchel Pooch: Hello, Bucky. Or are you Bucky?
Bucky Katt: What are you blithering about?
Satchel Pooch: Haha! I've been talking to Rob about deep stuff. Like, do we have souls? And how we can't prove that anything outside of ourselves actually exists. 
Bucky Katt: We both exist. 
Satchel Pooch: How do you know that? What about I think, therefore I am? 
Bucky Katt: Exactly. You think, therefore I am... constantly annoyed. Yet your existence is that irritating little piece of grit that inspires the pearl that is Bucky. 
Satchel Pooch: That's the most self-centered thing I ever heard. 
Bucky Katt: I resent that. 
Satchel Pooch: Of course you do, you're a cat, there's a reason "meow" starts with "me."
Bucky Katt: Wanna see what the "ow" is for? Just keep talkin'. 
Satchel Pooch: So tell me: Do cats have souls? 
Bucky Katt: That's harder to answer. Depends how long their fishing line is.
Aug 25, 2014
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