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Sep 28, 2013
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Bucky: Don't tell me you're gonna watch that silly vampire movie.
Satchel: Why not? Oh, i forgot about your theory that vampires copied you to be cool.
Bucky: "Theory"?! I was rockin' the fang and angry eye thing back when vampires wore tuxedos, lived in their grandmother's basement, and cried when they saw a toothpick! Every time the world figures out what makes me cool, I have to figure something new out.
Satchel: You don't rely on your fang and eyes anymore?
Bucky: That's correct. I've moved on to asymmetry and white belly fur.
Satchel: Why is that cool?
Bucky: Listen, my job is to be cool. It isn't my job to teach toasters like you why I'm cool.
Satchel: Ha ha! By your logic, a yeti with a walking stick would be cool... Wait, that is cool. I hear it as I said it. So basically, everything cool about you is stuff no one else thinks is cool yet.
Bucky: Optimally, yes.
Satchel: Well, if it helps, I don't find you cool at all.
Bucky: Thank you.
Sep 30, 2013
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