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Get Fuzzy

By Darby Conley
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Mar 16, 2013
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Rob: Hey! You're eating my address book!
Satchel: Forry. 
Rob: What are you doing? All my stuff is chewed up and spitty...
Satchel: Just looking for food.
Rob; Wouldn't you have better luck with that in the kitchen?
Satchel: Ha ha! You'd think so, wouldn't you? However, my research has shown that 15% of what I put into my mouth in the kitchen is food, compared to 11% in the general household. So with a margin of error of*/-4%, I can't afford to make assumptions.
Rob: You mean you're putting everything in your mouth to see if its food?
Satchel: If you know a better way, I'd like to hear it.
Rob; Well, you could try reading the.... Dude... Where are my seat cushions?
Satchel: Interestingly, while sonly 11% of objects are "food," 35% are, in fact, "edible."
Mar 18, 2013
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