Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley

Get Fuzzy

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  1. Veridian

    Veridian said, over 1 year ago

    AHHHHH! The Survivalist Buddy System! I Like It! and Bucky’s Face in Panel 4? Priceless!

  2. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, over 1 year ago

    Right idea, you just have to be faster then the other guy in the room…good boy

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Or realize that there’s one muppet … and two of you…

  4. Forbin Project

    Forbin Project said, over 1 year ago

    Being faster than Bucky won’t do Satchel any good. Muppets are like velociraptors, they hunt in packs. Sure you may oly see one muppet, but that’s the diversion. If you see one muppet it’s already too late the rest of the pack has you surrounded and is ready to strike from where you aren’t looking.

  5. BahramtheRed

    BahramtheRed said, over 1 year ago

    You don’t have to outrun the bear you just have to outrun your friend.

    And from an old card:
    If you and a friend are attacked by a King Cheetah you have one chance, trip your friend.

  6. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 1 year ago

    @Forbin Project

    Oh Dear God!


    I already worry about velociraptors – now I have to worry about MUPPETS as well?


    Do you know how hard it was to velociraptor-proof the house? I’ve had to put all the doorhandles on upside-down! But if muppets have no bones, they’ll be able to ooze under the doors, and through the keyholes, the air bricks- AAAaaaagh! They’ll get into the walls . . .


    Wait, Puddy – calm down, take some deep breaths – that’s it – in, hold it a second, now let it out s-l-o-w-l-y, and again – good, good.

    Now, think – what do muppets fear? Spikey things that will catch on their fuzz and tear out their stuffing, possibly. Think . . . think . . . think . . .


    HEDGEHOGS!!!!!


    A pack of superbly-trained attack hedgehogs!
    Excuse me – I’m off to scour a hedge somewhere . . .

  7. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, over 1 year ago

    @Pacopuddy

    If they are liquid, then you can freeze them.

  8. Bushman1

    Bushman1 said, over 1 year ago

    Told once by a dive instructor, if you see a shark you don’t have to be the fastest swimmer on the boat, just don’t want to be the slowest.

  9. MickMaus

    MickMaus said, over 1 year ago

    @russell5419

    I agree 100%. I’m just surprised no one else commented on that twist.

  10. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, over 1 year ago

    Okay, the re-runs always disapoint me, except this one.

  11. yldonaldson

    yldonaldson said, over 1 year ago

    Race card! Haha!!

  12. sandra mackin

    sandra mackin GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Pacopuddy

    lol

  13. John Smith

    John Smith GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    You can depend on the filthy Satchel always to take the low road.

  14. Joy Taylor

    Joy Taylor said, over 1 year ago

    I hope that Darby is on vacation. We all deserve a rest.
    Or perhaps he is experiencing burnout. Been there. Bummer.
    If he is ill, I wish him a speedy recovery. Take a break and rest up. We love what you do.

  15. goprendek

    goprendek said, over 1 year ago

    in a zombie apocalypse Satch would be the survivor. he got his strategy down pat. lead them to someone else you you can get away. now we need to teach him how to kill a zombie if he gets in a tight spot.

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