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Feb 20, 2013
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Rob: China didn't need to build a wall to keep out muppets, Bucky.
Bucky: No, they had to, once the muppets swept down from Siberia into Mongolia, the land gave them natural cover. The Chinese couldn't even see them.
Rob: How? There's no trees or anything there.
Bucky: Exactly. Rolling, fuzzy land as far as the eye can see. That entire country is upholstered in green muppet. They are of the land. They are one with the bedrock.
Rob; Sometimes I think you're one with rocks, yourself.
Bucky: Inf act, the Chinese character for green spray paint also translates as muppet camouflage.
Feb 22, 2013
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