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   WoodEye said, 6 months ago

   And he only has one bullet…. Oh! wrong Barney…
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   firedome said, 6 months ago

   let’s all sing!

   “i love you…”

   (for my lunch)
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   orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

   I have to say I’ve never seen a Barney programme (don’t have him where I live) but he’s the sort of critter my US friends love to hate. I take it, Kermit the Frog he ain’t.
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   MadCow said, 6 months ago

   @WoodEye
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   thebird55 said, 6 months ago

   Okay, lets nip this Barney business. Nip it, nip it in the bud.
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   masterskrain said, 6 months ago

   @orinoco womble

   Let’s just say he’s about 10 times as saccharine as all 4 Teletubbies, with about 10% or less of the appeal!
   And as for that D@## SONG…Thanks a lot, Firedome, now that’s gonna be stuck in my head for hours!
   I used to have to babysit some neighbor kids years ago, and they insisted in watching BOTH shows. I’m surprised I didn’t develop Diabetes watching THAT much artificially enhanced sweetness!
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   vikipa said, 6 months ago

   This is the song that never ends, it goes on an on my friends…Yes, I know it’s Lambchop, but someone mentioned saccharin.
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   orinoco womble said, 6 months ago

   Okay, when I’m feeling particularly brave (or bored), I’ll YouTube it.
   “Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I’m gonna go eat worms…” How bout that one for a tune with Velcro on it?
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   hariseldon59 said, 6 months ago

   In the evenings, he hangs around Moe’s Tavern – oops that’s a different Barney.
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    masterskrain said, 6 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    Wanna talk about a “Tune with Velcro”, Huh?
    I have the WORLD’S WORST…
    Prepare yourself for a day of head tunes…
    “It’s A Small World, After All, It’s a SMALL World After All…”
    Etc. Etc. Ad Nauseum…Ad Infinitum…
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    TheTrustedMechanic said, 6 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    I sang that to my kids once, as I ate a gummy worm. They looked at me wierd, I guess you had to know the song first. BTW I hate any gummy candy, gummy bears, gummy worms, jelly beans, etc. I was just trying to tease my kids.
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    TheTrustedMechanic said, 6 months ago

    @masterskrain

    Here’s the version my kids would sing,
    “I hate you, you hate me, letc chase Barney up a tree. Shoot him with a .44, no more purple dinosaur.” They learned it at day care. Such wholesome learning.
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    masterskrain said, 6 months ago

    @hariseldon59

    “Hey Moe, Gimme anothe… BRRRAAPPPPP!
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    SwimsWithSharks said, 6 months ago

    Barney hasn’t had a sex scandal. Yet.
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    mkahn said, 6 months ago

    @TheTrustedMechanic

    I hate him
    He hates me
    Let’s hang Barney from a tree
    With a great big SNAP, off comes his head
    Yipee-yay now Barney’s dead

    I hate him
    He hates me
    Let’s drown Barney in the sea
    To the sharks he’ll be fed
    Yipee-yay now Barney’s dead

    I hate him
    He hates me
    Lets shoot Barney with an Uzi
    We’ll plug him in the mug with some lead
    Yipee-yay now Barney’s dead
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