Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley

Get Fuzzy

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    The middle panel….Ahhhh….Hurt me!

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    Wait a minute, let’s back up…Bucky said Woof yesterday? I want what Darby’s having…

  3. opuscroakus70

    opuscroakus70 said, over 1 year ago

    Dog Haiku:

    I sound the alarm!
    Mailman, come to kill us all
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    I sound the alarm!
    Meter Man, come to kill all
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    I sound the alarm!
    Garbageman, come to kill all
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    I sound the alarm!
    Pizza guy, come to kill- wait!
    He has food! Hi, friend!

    (The first three are Anonymous, the last was inspired by my late German Shepherd Rex, who scared the pee out of the mailman and meter man but gave the pizza guy a hero’s welcome).

  4. unnormal

    unnormal said, over 1 year ago

    @opuscroakus70

    Like I said yesterday . . . dogs KNOW stuff!
    Especially pizza; it overwhelms any confusing messages carried by emotionally triggered pheromones.

  5. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Rule Number One’s kinda ruff on the retrievers.

  6. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 1 year ago

    SQUIRREL!!!

  7. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 1 year ago

    @opuscroakus70

    Brilliant!
    Love your haikus – you are indeed blessed with both talent and german-shepherd-related inspiration.

  8. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 1 year ago

    I want a copy of Satchel’s first book (shown on the back of his latest oeuvre.)

  9. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    @unnormal

    When we first moved into our current house and got our first dog (labrador-sheepdog X) there was a guy who came round regularly selling eggs door-to-door. The dog knew he was coming because the guy would whistle as he walked around the neighbourhood. The dog hated that guy … she would bark when he came up the street and growl at him when he was at the door. This was unusual because the dog pretty much loved everybody else.
    We found out much later that the egg guy was hitting on all the single women in the street as he tried to sell them eggs.

  10. TaxGeek

    TaxGeek said, over 1 year ago

    I like the back of the book: “From the author of ‘Shut Up! There’s No One at the Door!”

  11. dbmeyer99

    dbmeyer99 said, over 1 year ago

    @TaxGeek

    Good catch! that is a constant in my house…

  12. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, over 1 year ago

    @opuscroakus70

    Omg, that was so my late 100 lb doberman, although she wouldnt hurt a flea, she was definately a very loud and persistant alarm. She did come around to the meter man but she couldnt understand why he didnt want to play if he was going to tromp through her yard. She was my best runing partner ever and I almost miss her at pizza delivery time as much as I miss her running with me. We did dog/owner races together and we won medals. I always said she would have won more if she didn have to drag me behind, lol.

  13. blather046047

    blather046047 said, over 1 year ago

    People aren’t dogs. We need more freedom, not less.

  14. Suzanne

    Suzanne GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @opuscroakus70

    This is priceless. Your dog is too funny.

  15. thebird55

    thebird55 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @opuscroakus70

    You may already know this, but if you want to space for a paragraph: < p > But without the spaces.

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