Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley

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  1. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 1 year ago

    Socks are gone, but Bucky is still lucid. Darby, what have you done with the REAL Bucky?

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    A vacuum cleaners users manual…. scary…..And I can only imagine what the other “novel” is….All three panels are great today, and crack me up….Bucky in the drawer, Satchel coming to Bucky for security because he’s freaked……what a great strip…….

  3. Lovecraft

    Lovecraft said, over 1 year ago

    Most pets get freaked out when the vacuum cleaner comes around.

  4. JoelJ

    JoelJ said, over 1 year ago

    Too funny! Vacuum Cleaner User’s Manual as a horror story is just brilliant.

  5. formally known as doc white

    formally known as doc white said, over 1 year ago

    Someone has to say it.
    The vacum story realy sucks.
    I would say that i am sorry but I am not. lol

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, over 1 year ago

    To each his own….

    What’s a horror story to Satchel is pornography to the little cybot EB3 on Monty, who’s been seriously dating a vacuum cleaner.

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 1 year ago

    Susan, I cannot make the semi-pornographic joke that immediately ocurred to me re: relationships with a hoover. “He’s just in it for…”

  8. crweaver

    crweaver said, over 1 year ago

    @Lovecraft
    …because “Nature abhors a vacuum”.

  9. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, over 1 year ago

    But if it’s not the Vacuum Cleaner Manual Satchel is reading, then what is it?
    “The book of Better Bicycling”?
    “Cats, the illustrated storybook”?
    Will we ever know?

  10. SCAATY_423

    SCAATY_423 said, over 1 year ago

    @masterskrain

    “The Postman Always Rings Twice”? :)

  11. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 1 year ago

    @masterskrain

    “The Attachment”.

  12. TheTrustedMechanic

    TheTrustedMechanic said, over 1 year ago

    @masterskrain

    Knowing Satchel it is probably an equally benign household appliance. But speaking of appliance user manuals as horror stories, has anyone read the user manual and seen the warnings:
    - Appliance has metal parts that may be sharp and cause cuts
    - Appliance may create smoke, this is a normal occurrence when in use
    - Caution – When appliance is in use the surface will get hot enough to cause severe burns
    - Never insert metal objects into appliance as death may occur

    And there were others,all equally ominous, and all in the user manual for my new toaster.
    .
    Oh the horror, the horror Satchel. Be afraid, be very afraid. You will never have a toasted pastry again if you want to live.

  13. seed_drill

    seed_drill said, over 1 year ago

    One of cats bonked himself pretty hard this morning trying to escape the vaccuum cleaner. He jumped up on a wood chair with a loose cushin, and “crash!”

  14. Wolf in Exile

    Wolf in Exile said, over 1 year ago

    Poor poor Satch…. Why did you start reading “Vacuums of 2012”?

  15. Suzanne

    Suzanne said, over 1 year ago

    “One hundred and one uses of a dead cat”

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