Comments (19) (Please sign in to comment)

1. 

   quickly24 said, over 1 year ago

   so endeth the joke you total melvins; i am a funlanthopist. well, that be said, darby you out did yourself. mahalo
2. 

   Varnes said, over 1 year ago

   Um, am I a Melvin?
3. 

   Varnes said, over 1 year ago

   What’s a Melvin?
4. 

   artybee said, over 1 year ago

   Simple. It’s what Bill and Ted gave Death.
5. 

   Three Steps Over Japan said, over 1 year ago

   But the melvin really has to want to be changed.
6. 

   doublepaw said, over 1 year ago

   Milton Berle used to call a dork a George or a Melvin.
7. 

   Larry said, over 1 year ago

   an old contractors ad. “there’ll be no melvins on this job” melvin was a clutsy carpenter.
8. 

   jennyjenny said, over 1 year ago

   It’s one of the phrases that doesn’t have to be explained: “total Melvin” just sounds like what it is intended to mean. If you have to ask, well…
9. 

   thehag said, over 1 year ago

   Funlanthropist. Too great! A word to use often.
10. 

    MelvinLott said, over 1 year ago

    I can answer that…. just the three of us
11. 

    MelvinLott said, over 1 year ago

    @Varnes

    You mean “who’s” a Melvin?
12. 

    Suzanne said, over 1 year ago

    I’m glad it was explained before I had to ask. lol

    If Darby was referring to the Milton Berle joke, it makes me wonder how old he is.
13. 

    thedoctoru said, over 1 year ago

    melvins …..well that certainly takes me through a pretty big time warp. it’s like calling someone a Les a’la WKRP.
14. 

    revisages said, over 1 year ago

    it must be me only, as i’d thought Satchel was showing more emotion lately. i did start noticing it more, myself. even today he oft has a wisehearted kindness tho he ends up saying naive things like, “o, how smooth.”
15. 

    Ice Hole said, over 1 year ago

    Perhaps Bucky would like to have a healthy dose of a few
    Hurtz’ Done’ett, or something….?
16. Load the rest of the comments (4).