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Oct 8, 2011
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Satchel: Good book?
Rob: Yeah, but tense. It's about the Uruguyan Rugby team who had to resort to cannibalism after their plane went down in the Andes.
Satchel: Oh my! How awful!
Bucky: Judge not. For you know not the madness of panic.
Satchel: Pardon?
Bucky: For even I, Bucky Katt, have known the dark mania of desperation. Once, in my dark past, my predicament was so dire that I, too. Was tested: could I eat a fellow cat? 
Satchel: What happened?!
Bucky: He woke up and beat the @#%@# out of me. He was a maine coon. In the end, I had to go all the way to the store for food.
Satchel: Ha ha! You're a can'tibal!
Bucky: The moral? Never try to eat someone bigger than you.
Rob: Brilliant.
Oct 10, 2011
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