Satch, you only tried a jellyfish one.
The bream-filled ones might be betta, or the maple barbs.
Don’t be bullheaded, a bite might have you singing a different tuna.
And Bucky, if fish doughnuts don’t pan out, how about packaged snack cakes:
Moonfish Pies, or Horsefish Cup-Hakes, Ling-Dongs and Co-Hos?