Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 22, 2009
Transcript:
Bucky says, "I'm in a bit of a quandary, Satchel. I'm hungry now, but I also know that I'll want this fish cake again later." Satchel says, "I've hear of this. You can't have a cake and eat a cake, too." bucky says, "Come again?" Satchel says, "Bucky, there are any number of things that can't exist together. You can't, for example, be a funny nazi." Bucky says, What?" Satchel says, "You couldn't say, have a caveman buddy and a pet dinosaur. Doesn't work." Satchel says, "Furthermore, you cannot jump out of a blimp and eat your oatmeal." Satchel says, "You couldn't have a whistle and eat your crackers, too. One or the other. It just...uh..." Satchel says, "...Where's my fish cake?" Bucky says, "I have deduced that I can have my fish cake and eat yours, too."