Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 05, 2006

Transcript:

"Hey! That's my waffle!" "Satchel...Do you have any idea how many people want to kill you?" "People want to kill me?!" "People...birds...marsupials...land-based mollusks..." "Have you ever heard of a 'food taster', Satchel?" "See, that's where a brave person - me - makes sure that the food of a hated person - that's you - isn't poisoned." "I'll ask you this - Was this waffle left unattended at any point in the toasting process?!" "...It was! I went over there to scratch myself!" "Most fleas are planted by hitmen, Satchel. Oldest trick in the book." "Oh, curse my sensitive skin!" "Relax. I'm here. If anyone did poison it, rest assured I will beat them like a crying child in a department store." "Hm. Well, I mean that's wrong, but-" "OK, no poison. All good. Cheers." "Whew! Ha ha! That's a relief!" "Wait...I'm still hungry..." "Call me when you make your lunch!"