Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 30, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey, Buck! Why did the chicken cross the road?" "That's an interesting question. I've done some thinking on the subject and I've come up with a theory." "You see, a chicken's perception of the definition of 'space' is very different from yours or mine." "Whereas we understand the linear definition of the boundaries of the pavement and can make judgments on the future direction of the moving objects...Vehicles, if you will..." "The chicken may only see an unconnected patchwork of shapes and movements. It is my contention therefore, that the chicken doesn't even KNOW he's crossing what we could call a 'road'." "My juice cap says 'to get to the other side.'" "Well, sure, sometimes the other side is just cooler."
Also, to prove to the armadillo that it can be done! — submitted by a Texican.