Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 19, 2003

Transcript:

"You know.. most people call it a Christmas list. Not a list of Christmas demands." "Aaand most people are morons. I've been pretty good this year and I want one monkey of each species." "Well, you should have gone to see Santa with Satchel and his pals." "Yeah! We all got to tell him what we wanted." "I'm not even gonna comment on that. Suffice it to say I didn't want to be seen with the traveling flea circus he calls his 'friends.'" "That's what you call NOT COMMENTING on it?" "Hey, I refrained from using the term 'sacks of awful.'" "Aw."