You wouldn’t want Garfield to lick your face Jon.You don’t know where his tongue has been.
If you want a cat to lick your face, Jon, use Nermal.
Besides, Garfield’s tongue would feel like sandpaper against your skin — and Odie drinks out of the toilet, don’t forget!
And poor little Odie is dumb as dirt…That’s why….
Jon doesn’t know that he is licked by Gardfield.
try that lasagna cologne Jon
Two guys are walking down a street and they see a dog licking himself. One guy says to the other “I wish I could do that!” … The other guy says, “If you did, he’d probably bite you!”
Casts don’t lick faces.
your face is second or third on odie’s list
My cat licks my face.
Garfield knows where Odie’s tongue has been… who’s the idiot here?
You can get Garfield to lick your face if you have lasagna on it. lol
HA! Award him lasagna for that!
Jon probably tastes funny, thats why Odies’ always smiling.
I think Jon;s finally gone off the deep end.
My cat licks me on the nose. Feels like wet sandpaper.
My uncle’s puppy who has just turned 1 year old always jumps up at me and gives me doggy kisses when I pucker up.
She gets the hint.
When a newly weaned puppy licks around its mothers mouth it’s a sign that it wants her to regurgitate some partially digested solid food.
Messy but a fact of life.
not after lickin’ it’s own kiester!
Jon’s face is psychedelic, that’s why Odie acts the way he does…
Jon cats don’t lick faces geeez