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   pouncingtiger said, 5 months ago

   A turtle with a internal jet-pack like the turtle from the Bugs Bunny cartoon.
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   templo SUD said, 5 months ago

   @pouncingtiger

   I thought the same thing.
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   Llewellenbruce said, 5 months ago

   First time I’ve saw a turtle on here.
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   WindSpider said, 5 months ago

   Actually that’s a tortoise…I thought turtles had flat shells and liked getting wet?
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   NightShade09 said, 5 months ago

   @WindSpider

   Aha! It’s a fake turtle! (Maybe a flying squirrel in a tortoise suit?)
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

   re: tortoise and turtles

   I’ve never come across a standard definition. One wonders if it’s like asters vs. daisies: everyone has their own definition of what they are. I just go with “composite” and call it good…
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   Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

   His name is Lance Shellstrong.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

   Maybe it’s Verne … moonlighting.
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   win said, 5 months ago

   It’s a mach turtle.
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 5 months ago

    Aesop revisited.
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    Paddy Landau said, 5 months ago

    Turtle: “Any species of marine tortoise” (OED). Unless Garfield is underwater, that’s a tortoise, not a turtle.
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    win said, 5 months ago

    @WindSpider

    Let’s not split hares.
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    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    ‘You reach down and flip the tortoise over. It lies there, wriggling its legs … it’ll die if you don’t help it. But you’re not helping it. Why is that, Garfield?’
    “Because … I’m a cat?’
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    A SAINT said, 5 months ago

    Fast enough – might be a teenage mutant ninja turtle…
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    JackiAnne said, 5 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts Garfield’s gotta catch the turtle first. As fast as that thing is going, Garfield would have to run, and we all know he doesn’t run.
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