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Garfield

By Jim Davis
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Aug 4, 2011
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Jon (on the phone):  Could I please speak to the most beautiful girl in the world?  
Liz:  She's not here right now...will I do.
Jon:  How do I answer THAT?
Garfield:  I'd hang up and hide behind the drapes.
Aug 6, 2011
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    michael100  over 6 years ago

    dumb move, jon.

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    Number Six  over 6 years ago

    Which ever way you answer – it’s gonna be ‘the wrong number’.

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  over 6 years ago

    How about “that’s a pity: I was looking for Liz”…

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    perceptor3  over 6 years ago

    Oh Liz, that’s cruel. . . You’ll make Jon’s head explode!

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    codycab  over 6 years ago

    Just answer her question Jon. Will she do?

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    dataweaver  over 6 years ago

    Don’t do that to him!

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    Edcole1961  over 6 years ago

    My answer would be, “Will you do what?”

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    Number Three (Free Afficionado)  over 6 years ago

    What is he LIKE?

    LOL xxx

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    Plods with Beer (did I mention beer?) GC Insider over 6 years ago

    Don’t do it Jon…. Garfield’s right there is no correct answer to that one

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    taker49  over 6 years ago

    I wouldn’t of said that in the first place, now he’s stuck

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    hariseldon59  over 6 years ago

    Liz should learn never to play mind games with an unarmed opponent.

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    lewisbower  over 6 years ago

    Oh, you must be Liz’s less pretty sister.

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 6 years ago

    “That depends… Are you as beautiful as she is?”

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    mrnathat  over 6 years ago

    Don’t blame Jon. Women can be impossible!

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    mrnathat  over 6 years ago

    BTW why aren’t Jon and Liz using cell phones?

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    Tsali-Queyi  over 6 years ago

    That’s what they always say, Jon—-just before the breakup. I’ll say one thing—-Nabuquduriuzhur is a genus. Who would have thought of that one?

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    spirit2002  over 6 years ago

    Now don’t go & make Jon think.

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    REDROCKER51  over 6 years ago

    yeah..you’ll do….

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    mark63  over 6 years ago

    I would of gone with “oh well when Liz comes back can you tell her I called” then hang up & hide behind the drapes like Garf said and resist the urge to open my mouth before I really put my foot in it.

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    boldyuma  over 6 years ago

    like the great Meatloaf sang..“I’ll do anything for love..but I won’t do that”..

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    mlcweb  over 6 years ago

    Easy answer… “Who are you, and where is Liz?”

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    mike16460  over 6 years ago

    man garfield.

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    TheAlmightyOne  over 6 years ago

    Wait a minute…how DO you answer that question?

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    Butch70  over 6 years ago

    Love is what Liz see’s in Jon.

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    bobpeters61  over 6 years ago

    So would I, Garfield. So would I.

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    asukal  over 6 years ago

    I agree with @Nabuquduriuzhur answer. That one sounds the safest!

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    iuriaraujo  over 6 years ago

    hauahuahua. Good! =p

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    callak  over 6 years ago

    That’s just a nasty, nasty reply by Liz!

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    Romeo2Delta2  4 months ago

    This is so obviously a trap. Which is nasty of Liz since Jon attempted to compliment her and gets a lose-lose question in return.

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