Free Range by Bill Whitehead

Free Range

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  1. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 7 months ago

    Did they bury him with a straw in his mouth and out a hole in the coffin?

  2. stlmaddog5

    stlmaddog5 said, 7 months ago

    So who’s financing this waste of perfectly good beer?

  3. Al S.

    Al S. said, 7 months ago

    Ay, but do you mind if it passes thro’ me kidneys first?

  4. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 7 months ago

    ….he’ll be pushin’ up barley and oats.

  5. Mark

    Mark said, 7 months ago


    You sound cheap. I’ll bet you’d just put a can in the coffin and whisper “let us know when you finish that one”…

  6. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, 7 months ago

    Just a less dignified variant on libation.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

    Quite a waste of beer if he is in a casket.

  8. Noreen Klose

    Noreen Klose said, 7 months ago

    @Al S.

    What does FTTLHF mean? I googled it, but no definition came up.

  9. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 7 months ago


    I am not sure if I am cheap or not, but that can thing sounds like a good idea, why waste beer on the dead? Not cheap, just practical.

  10. ujean

    ujean said, 7 months ago

    Egyptians offered beer. The Greeks and Romans offered wine. It’s a tradition with a long history. So prop me up beside the jukebox when I die.

  11. Al S.

    Al S. said, 7 months ago

    @Noreen Klose

    First to the lowest hanging fruit.
    It represents an easy response that has either appeared before on the forum, in a generally well known movie, commercial or TV quote, a popular expression, and/or a punchline to an old joke. Any of these would be a response that many would use, if they arrived to the page first. With many of these responses one could google the comment to locate the original usage of the phrase in the joke, movie, etc. — if he or she so desired.
    In case you don’t know it, here’s that joke (usually told in Irish accent):
    Pat and Mike had been drinking buddies and friends for years. After having a few drinks in a bar, Mike said to Pat “We have been friends for years and years and if I should die before you do would you do me a favor? Get the best bottle of Irish whiskey you can find and pour it over my grave.” Pat replied, “I would be glad to do that for you my old friend.
    …But would you mind, if I passed it through my kidneys first?”

  12. Noreen Klose

    Noreen Klose said, 7 months ago

    @Al S.

    It was making me crazy, I couldn’t find it anywhere. I hope you don’t mind, but I submitted it to the Urban Dictionary.
    Thanks, again!

  13. Al S.

    Al S. said, 7 months ago

    @Noreen Klose

    We really only use it within the GoComics forum. But I suppose it could catch on.

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