Free Range by Bill Whitehead

Free Range

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  1. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 9 months ago

    Did they bury him with a straw in his mouth and out a hole in the coffin?

  2. stlmaddog5

    stlmaddog5 said, 9 months ago

    So who’s financing this waste of perfectly good beer?

  3. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 9 months ago

    ….he’ll be pushin’ up barley and oats.

  4. Mark

    Mark said, 9 months ago


    You sound cheap. I’ll bet you’d just put a can in the coffin and whisper “let us know when you finish that one”…

  5. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, 9 months ago

    Just a less dignified variant on libation.

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    Quite a waste of beer if he is in a casket.

  7. Noreen Klose

    Noreen Klose said, 9 months ago

    @Al S.

    What does FTTLHF mean? I googled it, but no definition came up.

  8. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 9 months ago


    I am not sure if I am cheap or not, but that can thing sounds like a good idea, why waste beer on the dead? Not cheap, just practical.

  9. ujean

    ujean said, 9 months ago

    Egyptians offered beer. The Greeks and Romans offered wine. It’s a tradition with a long history. So prop me up beside the jukebox when I die.

  10. Noreen Klose

    Noreen Klose said, 9 months ago

    @Al S.

    It was making me crazy, I couldn’t find it anywhere. I hope you don’t mind, but I submitted it to the Urban Dictionary.
    Thanks, again!

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