Well, Fred, even if there’s a bit of mystery as to who the real thief was, I can tell you who it wasn’t: your new feline friend! Yep, I say this with 99.9999% certainty: cats don’t steal bones!
Well, Fred, even if there’s a bit of mystery as to who the real thief was, I can tell you who it wasn’t: your new feline friend! Yep, I say this with 99.9999% certainty: cats don’t steal bones!