Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, over 3 years ago

    Sounds like normal kid stuff to me.

  2. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, over 3 years ago

    Lesson to Principal: You can either get it fast, or get it right!

  3. Gator007

    Gator007 said, over 3 years ago

    A fart?

  4. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    SBDs are trouble, but there is nothing like one that sounds like somebody stepped on a duck in the middle of silent reading time…

  5. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago

    Barking crickets?

  6. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago

    @Varnes

    What does a fart and a submarine have in common?
    Both can be silent but deadly!

  7. emjaycee

    emjaycee said, over 3 years ago

    @AshburnStadium

    At home and camps (summer and family) , we ‘discretely’ referred to flatus, accidental or otherwise, as the mating call of the “Pennsylvania Barking Spider”. Odd for the PA reference, since we lived and camped in upstate New York.

  8. jessegooddoggy

    jessegooddoggy said, over 3 years ago

    Grasshoppers bite? Each summer, my garden is full of grasshoppers with red legs? (if I am remembering correctly), but I never see any damage from them. They must be eating something…I need to look it up.

  9. Tirasmol

    Tirasmol said, over 3 years ago

    hah!

  10. ananomoose

    ananomoose said, over 3 years ago

    Those old metal desks, that had only one side under the seat open where you kept your books, made wonderful amplifiers for an intestinal drum roll.

  11. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 3 years ago

    I guess that’s better than gas warfare.

  12. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, over 3 years ago

    I’m not sure about “bite,” but the big grasshoppers we used to catch when I was a kid in Delaware would sure pinch! And if you held one too long, he would release a drop of disgusting-looking dark liquid onto your hand.

  13. lightenup

    lightenup said, over 3 years ago

    Some kids got in trouble recently for releasing 10,000 crickets at school for a senior prank. They think it’s “so unfair!” LOL

  14. Marko56

    Marko56 said, over 3 years ago

    My dad always called soy sauce, “grasshopper juice.”

  15. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, over 3 years ago

    @annieb1012

    We called it tobacco juice.

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