Frank & Ernest by Thaves

Frank & Ernest

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  1. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 12 months ago

    Can’t let that fall into the wrong hands.

  2. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, 12 months ago

    What, did you ask what your balance was Herman ?

  3. emptc12

    emptc12 said, 12 months ago

    If you ask to know, you get kneed in the privates.


    TREEINTHEWIND said, 12 months ago


  5. InTraining

    InTraining said, 12 months ago


    Oh… right…. ! ! !


    TREEINTHEWIND said, 12 months ago

    If you really want to find out and figure it out try digging carefully at a point in the ground under my branches at 9 meters due north from the midline of my trunk. This should put you at about 1 meter from my present dripline and in the shade at 12 noon. Using a metal detector probably will not work because phablets were made of stone when this information was inscribed. To decipher the code go to CONTEXT______INFO (3)

    (By coincidence the bank in question is located 30 km from my trunk in a southery direction.)


    TREEINTHEWIND said, 12 months ago

    This just in ……………….

    A chap who decided against my advice on a metal detector has found a Roman sword and other stuff in my east side roots. I wondered what that pain in my side was caused by when the wind was blowing strongly from the west and really tipping my branches…… .I’m glad I shared the info.
    Ebay is his next stop.

  8. emptc12

    emptc12 said, 12 months ago


    Are you a tree grown with a seed from Narnia? Did you send this via tree-mail?


    TREEINTHEWIND said, 12 months ago


    My seed was carried here on the wind, from whence it came I haven’t the slightest. The earliest thing I remember is a lion sharpening it’s claws on my trunk, or it could have been a witch flaying me with her broom. She said something about sending me back to Narina, wherever that is, if I didn’t grow straight. ouch….

    How did you receive my message? That’s most likely the way it was sent or blowin’ in the wind as far as I know. My branches don’t seem to have any more info. although one of them was probably involved……. they all seem to wave around all the time and make their own decisions……….
    Have a good day…………

  10. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 12 months ago


    … we return you now to our regularly scheduled silliness …

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