Frank & Ernest by Thaves

Frank & Ernest


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  1. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 8 months ago

    Can’t let that fall into the wrong hands.

  2. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, 8 months ago

    What, did you ask what your balance was Herman ?

  3. emptc12

    emptc12 said, 8 months ago

    If you ask to know, you get kneed in the privates.


    TREEINTHEWIND said, 8 months ago


  5. InTraining

    InTraining said, 8 months ago


    Oh… right…. ! ! !


    TREEINTHEWIND said, 8 months ago

    If you really want to find out and figure it out try digging carefully at a point in the ground under my branches at 9 meters due north from the midline of my trunk. This should put you at about 1 meter from my present dripline and in the shade at 12 noon. Using a metal detector probably will not work because phablets were made of stone when this information was inscribed. To decipher the code go to CONTEXT______INFO (3)

    (By coincidence the bank in question is located 30 km from my trunk in a southery direction.)


    TREEINTHEWIND said, 8 months ago

    This just in ……………….

    A chap who decided against my advice on a metal detector has found a Roman sword and other stuff in my east side roots. I wondered what that pain in my side was caused by when the wind was blowing strongly from the west and really tipping my branches…… .I’m glad I shared the info.
    Ebay is his next stop.

  8. emptc12

    emptc12 said, 8 months ago


    Are you a tree grown with a seed from Narnia? Did you send this via tree-mail?


    TREEINTHEWIND said, 8 months ago


    My seed was carried here on the wind, from whence it came I haven’t the slightest. The earliest thing I remember is a lion sharpening it’s claws on my trunk, or it could have been a witch flaying me with her broom. She said something about sending me back to Narina, wherever that is, if I didn’t grow straight. ouch….

    How did you receive my message? That’s most likely the way it was sent or blowin’ in the wind as far as I know. My branches don’t seem to have any more info. although one of them was probably involved……. they all seem to wave around all the time and make their own decisions……….
    Have a good day…………

  10. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 8 months ago


    … we return you now to our regularly scheduled silliness …

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