FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 01, 2005

Transcript:

Paige: What's that? Jason: It's a Ouija board. Spirits from the afterlife guide your hands over a series of letters, spelling out messages to you from the great beyond. Check it out...P-A-I-G-E....I-S...A....B-I-G....F-A-T....M-O-R-O-N...P-L-E-A-S-E...K-I-C-K...H-E-R...I-N...T-H-E...S-H-I-N... Paige: Somehow I imagined the afterlife to be a more peaceful place. Jason: T-H-E...G-O-D-S...A-R-E...M-O-S-T...P-L-E-A-S-E-D...