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Dec 23, 2015
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Dicky: Oh, Jesus. Not this song. Hell no. The whole premise is messed up. 
Tommy: You don't like the little drummer boy ?
Dicky: I get it. The kid's poor. But still wants to do something for baby Jesus. It's sweet. But any way you look at it. A drum solo is a super shitty gift for a newborn.
Dicky: I don't know who wrote that song. But only a sociopath would think "oh, you walked through a desert and gave birth in a filthy manger next to a bunch of camels? I bet what you need right now is a small child on a percussion instrument!"
Dicky: You know what's a better gift? anything.
Tommy: It's a shame there was no little hand sanitizer boy. I bet they woulda loved to seen him.
Dec 25, 2015
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