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   KenTheCoffinDweller said, about 1 year ago

   Wrong answer brother. We are only allowed to think those kinds of responses, not actually say them.
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   Bender_Sastre said, about 1 year ago

   But I do need a wife. Otherwise, I have no reason to pick up after myself.
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   hsawlrae said, about 1 year ago

   You want a MAMA.
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   gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

   Wife? The word gives you the hives. Personally, I don’t see why Ellie should even care. She doesn’t have to live in your squalor; nor her kids, but she still wants to tell you how to live. Stand your ground, Phil; a bachelor has a right to order his own life.
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   fairychatmom said, about 1 year ago

   Could this strip be any more out-of-touch and sexist? This sounds like a punch line from the 40s or 50s. I think it’s time for me to spare myself the aggravation and stop reading it.
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   gmartin997 said, about 1 year ago

   @fairychatmom

   It is 29 years old, a woman created it; a woman, who, in that 29 years became well known as a husband basher. You figure. If I see your comment tomorrow, I’ll remember you said that.
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   celecca said, about 1 year ago

   wrong answer, brother mine!
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   celecca said, about 1 year ago

   @fairychatmom

   too bad. You’ll miss a lovely lifetime of this family.
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   wecatsgocomics said, about 1 year ago

   @fairychatmom

   Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.
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    psychlady said, about 1 year ago

    A wife who is also a maid! Or maybe just a maid!!
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    Finbar Gurdy said, about 1 year ago

    @fairychatmom

    I keep forgetting…. misogany <> PC. misandry = PC.
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    lightenup said, about 1 year ago

    Whoo boy! Another fun day in FBOFW! I’ll just say I’d like a wife too, and slink away.
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    Tina02 said, about 1 year ago

    @gmartin997

    I disagree. Somebody should tell him – if not his own sister, who will? She shouldn’t throw a fit or anything, but if left unchecked …. Have you SEEN the show “Hoarders”?
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    mightaswellbe said, about 1 year ago

    ‘I man needs a maid.’ a song by Neil Young.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la9RJbmdloY&feature=related
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    mightaswellbe said, about 1 year ago

    OOPS!

    ‘A man needs a maid.’a song by Neil Young.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la9RJbmdloY&feature=related
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