For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for May 27, 1996
Transcript:
Elizabeth: What's with you, dogbreath? Didja win a lottery or something? Michael: I have just spent an incredible two hours in a hospital, if you must know - with a girl who is so beautiful, so totally amazing... I can't believe it, Liz! After all these months of having no one - I'm thinking about someone again!! Elizabeth: That reminds me. ...Rhetta called.
Like they say, “Life’s a beeyatch.”