I would have the mug itself thanks… the drink would probably make it soggy.
I can just see our President with that creation, enjoying it as he watches his most-beloved Gorilla Channel.
Extra cost for bacon wrapped.
Wouldn’t that really be Cappu-Pollo?
“No thanks. I’l have a mustard frappe sucro with bacon sprinkles.”
Maybe instead of coffee, add some gravy. But anyone who has had red-eye gravy wouldn’t think coffee a bad idea.
Deep fry the coffee, too and you’ve got yourself a deal!