F Minus by Tony Carrillo

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  1. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, 6 months ago

    That’s not why they are there. Better luck next time when you get out of ICU.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

    When I was at Oregon Tech, someone had a car alarm in the dorm parking lot that would go off every time the wind blew or someone walked by. Constant “beep, beep, etc.” Then one weekend the thing stuck and ran the battery down. And there was great rejoicing…

  3. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 said, 6 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    And then the car got stolen!

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 6 months ago

    Has anyone, anywhere, (other than an owner within earshot) ever responded to a car alarm by phoning the police?
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    Come to think of it, if you saw someone breaking into a car using a coat-hanger and were told “Dumb me, I locked my keys in.” would you disbelieve him?

  5. mkahn

    mkahn said, 6 months ago

    The Car Who Cried Wolf Beeeeeeep

  6. Cowboy Vampire

    Cowboy Vampire said, 6 months ago

    It’s like car alarms are on the wrong frequency these days. They don’t even register unless you are like ten feet away from the car and see the lights flash too.

  7. malpot

    malpot said, 6 months ago

    I use mine to find my car in mall parking garages. It does 3 short beeps and you know which direction to head. Isn’t that why they put it on cars?

  8. oldman2013

    oldman2013 said, 6 months ago

    where I live the trains rushing by sets them off

  9. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 6 months ago

    Toyota no longer included car alarms in their vehicles — unless you pay extra for a high end model and ask for one. That’s what the salesman told me anyway.

  10. comicnut4636

    comicnut4636 said, 6 months ago

    @ewalnut

    Who in their right mind would want to steal a Toyota??????

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    @comicnut4636

    Toyotas use to be some of the best cars around. I went through three Fords while my roommate had a Toyota with no major problems. I had all kinds of major repairs.

  12. kaecispop

    kaecispop said, 6 months ago

    Years ago,on Prairie Home Companion, there was a fake ad for a car alarm seeking missile. I had dreams of owning such a device for years later. Now I wish for appropriate technology for cars with sonic boom level rap music.

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