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   templo SUD said, 10 months ago

   Even I’m as miffed as the baby. Some parents!
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   chireef said, 10 months ago

   Place it near a window where it can get plenty of light and water regularly
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   mrbribery said, 10 months ago

   just toss it in with all the others…
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   pouncingtiger said, 10 months ago

   One sign of terrible parents.
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   David Glover said, 10 months ago

   Blue & Pink?
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   capndunzzl said, 10 months ago

   …well, where did it come from?!
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   psychlady said, 10 months ago

   She didn’t even look pregnant!
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   Tigger said, 10 months ago

   The Nursery
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   Rx71Wm29 said, 10 months ago

   Hummm. I don’t think these two are ready for parenthood. But, then again, is anyone every ready, really ready?
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    J. Short said, 10 months ago

    Try the freezer; it should muffle that incessant crying.
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    MeGoNow said, 10 months ago

    I say in the garage, just until the next yard sale. The real question is – do they know which end the cheese steak sandwich goes in? Still, at least they seem to be resisting any urge to impose gender stereotypes on the kid, so it will be able to pee standing or sitting.
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    princemikey said, 10 months ago

    This isn’t even remotely funny on any level because it hints at parental negligence. The publisher should have rejected it.
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    ewalnut said, 10 months ago

    Looks like they couldn’t tell if it was a boy or a girl.
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    Pacopuddy said, 10 months ago

    Doesn’t matter where you put it, it’ll get in the way and you’ll never find a decor to match.
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    Mark said, 10 months ago

    My oldest just turned 18 and I still haven’t found a good place to put him. Good news though, he can move out and find his own place now.
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