Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 05, 2017

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More Super Bowl Terminology Failure to wear required equipment June: Ralph, please put on pants! Taunting June: I'd give you a super bowl cookie, but your doctor said you need to cut back on sweets! First down Ralph: Good thing we ordered four pizzas! Long snapper Neighbor: Nice doxie! Wally: Grrrr! Palpably unfair act Ralph: You put spinach in the dip??!! Contacting an official Patrick: I saw it first! Penny: Mom! Interference June: Ralph, my parents are coming over to watch the game! Ralph: Sppfff!!