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By Kevin Fagan
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Sep 3, 2016
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Norman: There's nothing like the atmosphere of a college football game, Stu! The only thing I'm not crazy about is our school mascot! 
Stu: What's wrong with roly poly bugs? 
Norman: For one thing, they roll up into a ball when they're scared. Boo! Mascots used to be symbols of strength and courage! Things have really changed! How are we supposed to strike fear into our opponents? 
Stu: I wouldn't worry... Our opponent's mascot is a houseplant!
Sep 5, 2016
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