Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 25, 2016
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June: Ralph, you left gum in your pants and it ruined the laundry! Please check your pockets better! Ralph: My cargo pants have 8 pockets! I wear cargo pants every day! That's 56 pockets per week, not counting shirts and jackets! That's too much for a single person to keep track of! June: You're going to be a single person all right!
Thankfully, my husband had been doing his own laundry when we married. Told him anything that I found in the washer/dryer was mine (especially money), so he’d better check his own pockets. I’ve left kleenex in my pockets, but nothing as bad as gum. I try to pat down all my pockets before I take off my clothes, fastest way to check (except for those tissues!)