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   WoodEye said, 3 months ago

   Bend over for faster service!
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   flagfly said, 3 months ago

   When did he leave the department store?
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   maedar said, 3 months ago

   Ralph seems to have a knack for jobs where he can be mean to people. Like the time he was working at the returns counter at some other department store.
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   whmIII said, 3 months ago

   LMAO…literally!!!
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   treesareus said, 3 months ago

   If the public only understood what a total waste of time and money this practice really is. There are so many ways to defeat it that it is funny.
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   davanden said, 3 months ago

   “Fewer.”
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

   I’d just strip and let them cavity search me. Anything to avoid being irradiated.
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   mhmercer said, 3 months ago

   “Ten banned items or fewer”.
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   Chrissakes said, 3 months ago

   That’s what makes Ralph Drabble so endearing — he’s always thinking.
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    Chrissakes said, 3 months ago

    @mhmercer

    Yes, “fewer” would be grammatically correct, but “less” is the word — in my experience — most often used in express lane signage at grocery stores and such. Though the language may be irritating to language purists, I think the artist was going for a grocery store vibe when he composed this strip.
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    TrapperJohn said, 3 months ago

    I’m sorry, but I really hate people that make light of the police state which is growing in this country. We should be PROTESTING the Gestapo tactics of TSA, not making light of them.
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    win said, 3 months ago

    I always acquire banned items at my destination.
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    shamino said, 3 months ago

    @TrapperJohn: You’re right. We should all sit out on the street protesting and be miserable for the rest of our lives until the government changes. That’ll show ’em.

    @win: Pity you can’t just pick up stuff from the confiscation bins on your way out of the airport. :-)
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