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Aug 18, 2012
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Ralph: Son, you can tell a lot about a man by where he keeps his sunglasses. 
Norman: Huh?? 
Ralph: Take that guy, for instance... He puts his sunglasses on top of his head. That shows insecurity. He's afraid to move them too far from his face! This guy hangs them on the front of his shirt. That shows confidence! This man puts them on the back of his collar. That means he's hiding something! He puts them in his shirt pocket. That indicates organization and intelligence! 
Norman: Where do you put your sunglasses, dad? 
Ralph: In my back pocket!
Aug 20, 2012
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