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Sep 24, 2011
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Guy: Sigh 
Ralph: Hey, no leapfrogging in the buffet line! 
Guy: Why not? I only want a cucumber! 
Ralph: Wait your turn! 
Guy: But if you want a little bit of everything, and I only want a cucumber, why should I have to wait behind you?? 
Ralph: Because it's buffet etiquette! 
Norman: Cut him some slack, Dad. Few human beings have had as much buffet experience as you! 
Ralph: Get back in line!!
Sep 26, 2011
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