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By Kevin Fagan
May 28, 2011
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Ralph: The key to a successful round of golf is to select the right ball. 
Golf ball: No! Don't pick me! I don't want to end up at the bottom of a lake!! 
Ralph: Aw, don't be such a scaredy-cat! I think I'll use my 2-wood! 
Club: No! Use the driver instead! 
Club: You're going to shank it, blame me, and then wrap me around a tree trunk! 
Ralph: Pipe down, you stupid club! I'm trying to concentrate! 
Club: Please use the driver! 
Golf ball: I can't swim! 
Ralph: All right, listen you guys... 
Norman: This could be a bad omen! Dad doesn't usually start arguing with his equipment until the back nine!
May 30, 2011
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