Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 03, 2006
December 02, 2006
December 04, 2006
Transcript:
"Attention mall shoppers..." MALL "This is Officer Drabble, speaking to you from Center Court!" "The holiday season is in full swing, which means mall cops everywhere are busy issuing holiday spirit violations!" "Anyone observed behaving in a Scrooge-like manner is subject to citation!" "The only way to remove this violation from your record is to perform community service!" "No one is above the law! Anyone is subject to punishment, and I mean anyone!" "Right, honeybunch?" "You're gonna have a silent night, all right!" FREE GIFT WRAPPING
Nailed her again! And the threats should lengthen her sentence.